Kids Are Pests


Why do you want to have kids? Are you not happy with your life? Coz once you have kids, there is a paradigm shift of attention from yourself and your husband to your kids. They become the center of your new universe. They become the black holes that suck all the peace out of your life for a good 20-30 years. Besides, the kids these days are so super-evolved. They are all for themselves, selfish little cockroaches. They won't let you watch a movie in peace, forget sleeping sound!Yes, you might say you are happy to make them the center of your world and the apple of your eye. But, there will be so many moments in your life when you repent not doing things you wanted to, before having kids.
Kids are not cute! They are as good as any other form of progeny. In fact, the other progeny would not depend on the parent for as long as a human progeny does! That's like 20 long years. And that's just not it. 
What happens if the kid is not settled in his life even after 20 yrs.? You cannot handle your kid failing in the world's rat race to competition. You want your kid to be everything you ever wanted to be yourself. For how long can the parent generation keep rubbing their interests on the faces of their children? At some point all this madness has to stop. If you're having kids because you have planned out a perfect life for them by training them with all the things you wished for yourself, you should re-think!
The other perspective is having a child to keep your family going. However, you have to be sure of the genes you are passing on. Did you have an average score at acads, have bedwetting problems in your family history or have inheritable disorders like stunted height, obesity, type-a diabetes, or mythomania? You might want to reconsider passing on those dreadful genes to someone else. How do you think the society will treat them? The kid will be an outcasted freak. But, if you do have good IQ and beauty, you might still go ahead and add your kid to the world population only to realize that he has deviated from the good path and has become some sort of a freak.
I’m sure the newlyweds of this generation are no longer under the pre-conceived notion of bearing kids as an investment for someone to look after them when they are old and feeble. Whether you have kids or not, nobody will love you like your mother when you’re sick and bedridden. In the last stages of your life, you cannot expect your children to quit their jobs and hover along your side.
I am not against having children. I am against the concept of having your own children. The very notion of trying to see a younger updated version of yourself.  By building sand castles of successful children, you not only put a stress on the performance of your children, but also add them as a variable that is directly proportional to your happiness quotient.
Try to adopt the less fortunate urchins. Fund for their education. This way you have the pride of a lion for raising someone’s bar in the world. You will be somebody’s God. You are not only decreasing the burden of an extra child on the planet, but also saving up multiple renewable and non-renewable sources of energy such as water and fuel.

Plan a world trip with the people you love. Keep every commitment you ever made. Live life king size!